Funny Things About U.S. Air Force Pilot Reports

I was floating around the 'Net while waiting for the Brickyard 400 (I refuse to call it that Alltel 400 crap) to start and stumbled on a blog by Brian Spears.  He has a hilarious posting about real U.S. Air Force maintainence reports for their aircraft.  I was falling out about the midget with the hammer!!!